What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out the meat!
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out the meat!
One of my drunk friends
My mouth is as dry as a nun's cunt.
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Girls have bigger asses than guys, because all girls are full of shit.
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately i can't stick my head that far up my ass.
Dick is the saddest thing on the planet. It's got an eye that can't see, a head with no brain, and has 3 neighbors which 2 are nuts, while the other is an asshole.
Q: What do you call a Roman person who just ate some pussy?
A: Gladiator (Glad he ate her)
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